Inappropriate Responses to Adorable Questions, Pt. 3

(see http://adjesstures.blogspot.com/2010/03/terrible-things.html)

Attractive German boyfriend Nader, in German, while stroking my hair romantically: It seems that you are getting prettier every day. How do you do it?

Me: (being Minnesotan and unsure how to respond to compliments except with sarcasm) ... Each morning, I kill and eat a baby.

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What is with my brain??